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you're not wise, idiot [01 Aug 2006|02:22pm]
i just watched a whole episode of reading rainbow because i was too lazy to change it. the other night there was a question on the world series of pop culture asking who the host of the show was, andrew and i both said lamarr brown, so i assumed that had to be right, since we both thought it and all. but i soon learned it was actually levarr burton. which i thought was weird. i just looked up lamarr brown, and all i can find is the production manager and art director of a 2005 film - the eyes of vangogh. so i guess we just think alike. or maybe we both misheard it as kids.

i need a grant hinkle post prom head massage. i need a geena northcutt happy birthday back massage. pbs makes me feel weird, i have to go get the remote.

p.s. clerks 2 is so funny. if you don't think so, then you just don't get it.
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i want a new dress [08 Jun 2006|05:46pm]
"people always end up the way they started out. no one ever changes. they think they do but they don't. if you're the depressed type now that's the way you'll always be. if you're the mindless happy type now, that's the way you'll be when you grow up. you might lose some weight, your face may clear up, get a body tan, breast enlargement, a sex change, it makes no difference. essentially, from in front, from behind. whether you're 13 or 50, you will always be the same."
"are you the same?"
"yeah"
"are you glad you're the same?"
"it doesn't matter if i'm glad. there's no freewill. i mean, i have no choice but to choose what i choose, to do as i do, to live as i live. ultimately, we're all just robots programmed arbitrarily by nature's genetic code."
"isn't there any hope?"
"for what? we hope or despair because of the way we've been programmed. genes and randomness, that's all there is and none of it matters."
"does that mean you're never going to get married and have children?"
"i have no anent desire to get married or have kids. but that's beyond my control. really, it makes no difference. since the planet's fast running out of natural resources and we won't make it into the next century."
"what if you're wrong? what if there is a god?"
"if that makes you feel better."
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[25 May 2006|02:13pm]
every person on the national geography bee is indian. smarties. i hate when alex trebek puts a little accent on cultural words. i hate alex trebek.
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[17 Dec 2005|03:44am]
does anyone have this year's ucf catalog at home with them? because i think i need one. stat.
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[22 Nov 2005|10:24pm]
[ mood | calm ]

it's good to be home

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give me your phone number [17 Nov 2005|07:25pm]
if you ever want me to call you again, leave your number here. my phone just killed me a little.
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me and kally [26 Sep 2005|10:16pm]
we're funnier than everyone we know.
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hahaha what?! [20 Sep 2005|02:52am]
[ mood | crazy! ]

"...Birth Date: June 13, 1978
Career Started: In 1985 when he was 10..."

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this is serious, please click and donate. all donations appreciated. [24 Aug 2005|01:51pm]





For a mere 10 cents a day you can take part in this wonderful thing that is bringing Kally James back to Florida where she belongs. It's going to be a cold winter... without any food or clothes, all we ask of you is a plane ticket to paradise. Any donation is appreciated. Please, just think of the children.
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[18 Aug 2005|01:01am]
so long sweet summer.
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[17 Aug 2005|03:57pm]
i'm really overwhelmed right now.
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Headlines don't sell papes, newsies sell papes! [17 Aug 2005|02:02am]
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there's more where that came from!
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i'm no snoozer - sitting makes me antsy, i likes livin chancey, harlem to delancey [16 Aug 2005|01:22pm]
[ mood | i gotta sell more papes! ]

every morning
we goes where we wishes
we's as free as fishes
sure beats washing dishes
what a fine life!
carryin the banner through it all

we need a good assassination!
we need an earthquake or a war
how bout a crooked politician?
hey, stupid, that ain't news no more!

christian bale

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[15 Aug 2005|09:06pm]


there's more where that came from!
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in case you're wondering [07 Aug 2005|10:27am]
[ mood | near death ]

i woke up and watched twister at 5 o'clock this morning. not a twister special or anything, the actual movie with helen hunt and bill paxton. that's how sick i am.

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IB diploma? [06 Jul 2005|12:51pm]
yeah, i got that shit on lock :D

also! i'm bidding on a sweet dress and eveningwear gloves for the ball! hairball 2 will rock most definitely.
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[30 Jun 2005|01:39pm]
[ mood | succumbing to peer pressure ]

i finally made a damn facebook. go add me i guess.

AND I HAVE ANGE TANGELINA TO THANK FOR IT!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALLY JAMES [27 Jun 2005|12:45am]
[ mood | kally smokes cigarettes?! ]
[ music | i actually put what i'm listening to ]



smoke up, toke up, get that sleeve of yours, win the lotto, buy your own porn, pierce your flesh, start stripping, and cool it on the physically assaulting people and other sorts of crimes. our lives are forever changed. haha <3

p.s. too bad you can't read this
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[12 Jun 2005|03:28am]
i'm really funny tonight. but then, when am i not? harharhar. don't answer that.
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[10 Jun 2005|07:00pm]
if i let you borrow my girl next door dvd can you please tell me and return it in a timely manner.
i also need
clothes from lia
2 books and earrings from cecilia
wet hot american summer from smokes

that's all i can think of right now. but if you have my shit, i want it. thanks.
3 are |in it right now

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